Our sponsors are the unsung heroes of the internet. Without them, we wouldn't be able to afford the expensive coffee we drink while we're stuck in this dingy office.
We're not actually sponsored by a real evil corporation, but wouldn't that be fun if we were?
They're a major supporter of our "World Domination" initiative, and we're pretty sure they're not just paying us for the free Wi-Fi.
We're not actually sponsored by a real mom, but our actual mom is a bit embarrassed we're not married yet.
She's a major supporter of our "I'll just stay in my room and play video games all day" initiative, and we're pretty sure she's not just paying us for the free laundry.
He's not actually a person, but more of a... well, a dude with a beer.
He's a major supporter of our "I'll just sit on the couch and drink a beer all day" initiative, and we're pretty sure he's not just paying us for the free beer.