Q: What is Our Stapler for the Ages?
A: It's a stapler, but not just any stapler. Our stapler is a stapler for the discerning user who demands the most efficient, most satisfying stapling experience in the universe.
Q: How do I use it?
A: Simply load your papers, position the staple cartridge with care, and... click the big red button with a satisfying crunch.
Q: Is it durable?
A: Our stapler has been tested to withstand even the most zealous of stapling enthusiasts.
Q: Can I use it for non-stapling tasks?
A: Absolutely, but why would you want to?