The Prophecy of the Golden Scone:

In the year of the Great Cheese Plague, when the world was beset on all sides by the forces of Blandness, I, Baron Von Scone, shall rise to reclaim the throne of the Breakfast Table.

With my trusty sidekick, a trusty toaster, we shall vanquish the armies of the Unkempt and restore the sacred institution of the Scone.