Our Story

Early Days: Our First Disaster

It started on a fateful day in 2005. Our founder, a well-meaning but slightly incompetent individual, tried to cook ramen noodles in the company microwave. The resulting explosion was not just loud, it was also messy. It was as if the very fabric of reality had been torn apart.

We were a small startup back then, barely scraping by on the fumes of our own incompetence. We had grand plans, but mostly just made do with what we had, which was usually nothing.

But that fateful day, we learned that even the smallest mistakes can have the most profound consequences. And by "profound consequences," I mean the fire alarm went off, the sprinklers activated, and the fire department showed up to find us in a state of utter chaos.