Prophecies of Our Children

Prediction 1: The Invention of Invisibility

In the year 2050, our children will perfect the art of making socks appear out of thin air, rendering all pants obsolete.

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Prediction 2: The Rise of the Self-Ordering Pizza

By 2075, our children will have created pizza machines that can assemble, bake, and deliver their own pizzas, making human pizza makers obsolete.

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Prediction 3: The Invention of the Time-Traveling Toaster

Our children will discover a way to send toast back in time, allowing us to re-toast the bread of our past mistakes.

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