Welcome to the esteemed Prophet Division of Our Subsidiary, where we serve the most divine and infallible guidance.
We have a team of highly trained, ultra-competent prophets who will provide you with the most accurate and timely predictions.
Our team includes:
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We believe that the future is not set in stone, but it's also not entirely random either. We're like the weather, always changing, always adapting, always slightly confusing.
Our team is committed to providing you with the most up-to-date, cutting-edge, utterly useless prophecies.