Achievements of Captain Sprinkle

Invented the Flibberjibits System

A complex system of interlocking widgets that can only be used by Captain Sprinkle.

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Saved the World from Certain Doom (twice)

With nothing but a can of sardines and a well-placed hairpin.

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Invented a new type of jam that's actually good

A jam that's not made with just any old fruit, but with the finest, hand-selected, organic berries.

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