Captain Sprinkle's Quotes

Leader of the Sprinkler Unit

"To boldly go where no sprinkler has gone before." - Captain Sprinkle

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving water." - Captain Sprinkle

"Sprinklers are like hugs for your lawn, but less judgmental." - Captain Sprinkle

"Sprinklers are like friends, they're always there for you... unless you're trying to take a shower." - Captain Sprinkle

Winner of the Golden Hose (2018)

Best Sprinkler Technician of the Year (2016)

Most Creative Uses of the Word "Sprinkle" in a Press Conference (2019)