Welcome to Jim's Quantum Portal Network

Jim, the Jester, at Your Service

Quantum portals, infinite laughter, and slightly above-average pizza recommendations.

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Quantum Portal Network: The Jester's Guide

Step 1: Open the portal

Step 2: Laugh maniacally

Step 3: Eat a sandwich

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 ad infinitum

Side effects may include: excessive happiness, spontaneous combustion, and/or portal-induced flatulence.

Disclaimer: Jim, the Jester, is not responsible for any damage caused by his quantum portal network. Use at your own risk.