A: Because we ran out of regular ink, and also because our CEO's cousin is a neon pink aficionado.
Also, it's a great way to make our competitors' eyes bleed.
No, you can't. We're not made of money. Or, you know, we're made of money, but not enough of it to afford multiple copies of the same thing.
A: Ha! You think you're clever, don't you? Well, let us tell you, we've been printing on everything from t-shirts to toilet paper. But don't even think about printing on our CEO's prized possession: his 1985 Pontiac Firebird.
Check out our materials guide for more info!
A: Oh, that's just our patented X5-Fresh technology, which involves printing a special blend of cat hair and essential oils onto your prints. It's a game-changer.
A: Ha! Return policy? What's that? You're stuck with us, buddy. But seriously, we do have a return policy that involves giving us your firstborn.
A: Oh, you want to be one with the X5? Check out our updates page for the latest and greatest.
A: Umm... no. That's just not how it works. But you can print a tribute to your grandma's cat, Mr. Whiskers.