RESETTING YOUR PRINTER: A Guide to Not Printing Anything Useful

Warning: Printing anything useful can be very boring. That's why we're here to help you waste ink and paper with our expert guide.

				
					// Reset your printer by unplugging it, then plugging it back in.
					// Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try pressing the "Reset" button.
				
			

But wait, there's more! Try printing 1000 copies of this page. We dare you.

Why Pressing the Reset Button is Not the Answer

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Printer Maintenance Schedule (or How to Print the Same Thing 100 Times)