Case 001: Malfunction Code

A critical system failure has occurred. The code responsible for holding together the fabric of reality has developed a fault, causing localized distortions in the space-time continuum.

				
					function RealityHoldingCode() {
						// ...
					}
					var holding_it_all_together = RealityHoldingCode();
					if (!holding_it_all_together()) {
						console.error("REality is crumbling.");
					}
				
			

A team of highly skilled engineers has been dispatched to repair the issue.

• Engineer 1: The Code Whisperer
• Engineer 2: The Debug Queen
• Engineer 3: The Code Cowboy