Our Methods

At the Institute for the Study of Ineffective Solutions, we employ the most unorthodox techniques to solve the most mundane problems. Our methods involve a combination of trial and error, wishful thinking, and sheer, unadulterated luck.

Techniques

• The Random Number Generator - Our proprietary algorithmic approach to making arbitrary decisions.
• The Inverted Pyramid Method - Where we start from the bottom and work our way up to the middle, just to see if we can.
• The "I'm not really sure what I'm doing, but it seems right" Technique - A classic, time-tested approach to problem-solving.