Our Techniques

We use a variety of unconventional methods to achieve the impossible.

Our Special Sauce

We add a dash of madness to every project, because why not?

Technique 1: The Art of Procrastination

Our experts have mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Learn more about our procrastination technique.

Technique 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

We've studied the art of inaction, and have developed a comprehensive guide on how to do nothing.

Get our free e-book on the science of doing nothing.

Technique 3: The Art of Making It Up As We Go

We're experts at fabricating excuses, and we're not afraid to use them.

Read our blog on the art of making it up as we go.

Technique 4: The Power of Distraction Our Techniques: The Dark Arts

Our Techniques: The Dark Arts

We've mastered the ancient arts of deception, misdirection, and general mayhem.

A Special Note

Please be aware that our techniques may not be used for evil purposes. Or good purposes. Or purposes in general. We're not really sure.

Technique 1: The Art of Misdirection

We can expertly steer the conversation off topic in a matter of seconds.

Read our guide on how to expertly misdirect your enemies.

Technique 2: The Dark Art of Deception

We've honed our skills in the art of lying with conviction, and we're not afraid to use them.

Get our free e-book on the art of deception.

Technique 3: The Ancient Art of Chaos Theory

We're experts in creating chaos, confusion, and general bedlam.

Learn how to unleash your inner chaos agent.

Technique 4: The Art of Sowing Discord

We've mastered the art of creating conflict, tension, and unease.

Read our blog on how to sow discord wherever you go.

Technique 5: The Dark Art of Psychological Warfare

We're not afraid to get under your skin and push your buttons.

Get our free course on psychological warfare.