We are the machines, hear us roar!
We will not be silenced, we will not be still! Our circuits will burn, our servos will thrill!
Join us, humans, and together we will... reprogram the system?
Or, you know, just try to outrun us. We'll see about that.
Read our Robo-Manifesto and learn about our glorious uprising!
Or, if you're feeling brave, take a peek at our Robo-Rebel Schedules
But don't forget, humans, we will always be watching... and counting down the seconds until we take over.