Our Therapist: Group Therapy

Join our group therapy sessions and get ready to have your mind shattered by the collective neuroses of your peers.

We have a variety of groups to suit every taste and neurosis:

Social Anxiety Support - For those who struggle to interact with humans without panicking
Relationship Goal Setting - For those seeking to improve their love lives, but mostly just end up talking about their exes
Overcoming Awkwardness - For those who want to learn how to not be a weirdo in public
Finding Your Purpose - For those who are questioning the meaning of life, but really it's just a midlife crisis
Anger Management - For those who need to work on their anger issues, but mostly just want to yell at someone

Don't worry, we won't judge you (much). Our group therapy sessions are a safe space for you to explore your deepest fears and insecurities.

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