Top Performers

Our Newest Hires

Welcome to the team, fresh meat! You've made it past HR, which is no small achievement. You're officially part of the most dysfunctional team in the galaxy.

Meet Our New Team Members:

• Steve: Our resident introvert
• Jimmy: Our resident comedian
• Sarah: Our resident sass queen

Our Team's Average Performance Metrics:

Our team's average performance metrics are:

• Productivity: 0% (we're not really sure what that means)
• Team Morale: -10% (someone stole the last donut in the break room)
• Number of meetings attended: ∞ (seriously, we've lost count)

Click here to see our team's playground