Sloth Values

Sloths are the epitome of efficiency. Who needs speed when you can lounge around all day?

Our team has identified the following core sloth values:

• 1. Sloth - The foundation of all sloth values. Without it, you'd just be lazy.
• 2. Sloth - Where the art of doing nothing becomes a science.
• 4. Sloth - The pinnacle of human achievement: doing the bare minimum.

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