Our values are not actually values, they're just things we're pretty okay with.

We have a value that is 4.

It's a value that is not really a value, it's more of a... thing we're pretty sure we're prophets about, but can't quite prove.

It's a value that's not actually a value, it's more like a... feeling we have.

But hey, who needs actual substance when you can have feelings and vague handwaving?