Pride Meets Envy

It was a match made in heaven, or so they thought. Pride, the majestic and haughty sin, had always had a thing for Envy, the scheming and resentful one. They met at a seedy bar on the outskirts of town, where the drinks were strong and the regrets were stronger.

As they sipped their cocktails, Pride couldn't help but notice Envy's new handbag. "Oh, that's_goals a lovely shade of black," Pride said, eyes scanning the room for anyone who might be impressed. Envy, never one to be outdone, retorted, "Thanks, I got it on sale... for 50% off."

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