Our Values: Wastefulness
At Our Values, we believe in embracing the finer things in life, like unnecessary frills and excessive flair. Our value of Wastefulness is all about doing things the hard way, when the easy way will do just fine.
We're talking about gold-plated doorknobs, diamond-encrusted toilet seats, and 3,000 thread-count sheets. Because, why settle for anything less?
Our CEO, B. Wasteford McWastealot, is a staunch advocate for this value, and has been known to wear a different designer suit to every meeting, just to make a statement.