We're Not Like That

Our values are not like those of other companies. We value mediocrity over excellence. Our CEO is a middle manager from 1985. Our team is a bunch of misfits who can't even agree on what day it is.

We're not like that, because we don't have to be. We're like a big family, except when we're not, because that's just too much effort.

So if you're looking for a company that's not like that, you've come to the right place. We're like a box of chocolates, except the chocolates are bitter and the box is a dumpster.

Learn more about our Mission Statement, because that's a thing we have too.

Meet our Leadership Team, if you dare.