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Section 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape Protocol
A 14-page document that must be filled out in triplicate, with a 3-week turnaround time.
Continue to Subsection 1.1: Form 27-B/6 InstructionsA 30-minute break every Tuesday and Thursday, to be taken at precisely 11:47 AM sharp.
Mandatory Lunch Bingo: Because you're not getting a break that quickly again.Every 37 days, on a rotating schedule, the coffee machine will be serviced by a team of highly trained professionals.
Learn more about the Coffee Machine Saga.