html Standard Operating Procedures: Appendix 1

Standard Operating Procedures: Appendix 1

Section 1: Bureaucratic Red Tape Protocol

Subsection 1.1: Form 27-B/6

A 14-page document that must be filled out in triplicate, with a 3-week turnaround time.

Continue to Subsection 1.1: Form 27-B/6 Instructions

Subsection 1.2: Mandatory Lunch Break Policy

A 30-minute break every Tuesday and Thursday, to be taken at precisely 11:47 AM sharp.

Mandatory Lunch Bingo: Because you're not getting a break that quickly again.

Subsection 1.3: Coffee Machine Maintenance Schedule

Every 37 days, on a rotating schedule, the coffee machine will be serviced by a team of highly trained professionals.

Learn more about the Coffee Machine Saga.