Chaos Theory: A Fishy Algorithm

According to our completely-not-made-up research, the algorithmic catfish is a mathematical concept that describes the inherent unpredictability of catfish behavior.

In a catfish, the algorithm is fueled by a complex mix of catnip, laser pointers, and existential dread.

Key principles of catfish chaos theory include:

• Fishy Uncertainty Principle : The fundamental unpredictability of catfish behavior
• Catnip-Driven Dynamism : The role of catnip in amplifying catfish chaos
• Quantum Leap Fish : The catfish ability to defy the laws of physics and logic

Further reading:

Catfish Lore

Paradoxical Fish