Step 1: Find a monkey with an MBA.
Step 2: Train them in the art of throwing darts at a dartboard while reciting Nietzsche.
Step 3: Sell 'Monkey's Guide to the Meaning of Life' as a self-help book.
Side effects may include: loss of sanity, spontaneous combustion, and/or a strong urge to yell at a squirrel.
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