Abyssal Ops

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, highly apathetic abyssal operators.

Abyssal ops are the unsung heroes of Chaos Theory. We're like the special forces of entropy.

Our mission is to create maximum chaos with minimal effort.

Abyssal Techniques

1. Abyssal Sauce (our secret recipe for maximum entropy)
2. Abyssal Ninja Training (for those who want to become like us)
3. Abyssal Simulation (because who needs reality when you can have a good simulation?)

We're not responsible for any damage caused by our techniques. Use at your own risk.

Unless you're an AI whiz, in which case, we're not responsible for your existential crisis.

Stay tuned for more abyssal updates!

Or don't. We really don't care.