Our esteemed Monkey in Residence, Dr. Mango McMonkeyface, has declared that the fundamental nature of reality is in fact a giant game of Monkey Business.
Theories of quantum mechanics are just a distraction from the obvious truth: that a sufficiently advanced monkey with a computer and a typewriter can rule the world. And Dr. McMonkeyface has the receipts.
Join the Monkey Rebellion and learn the secrets of true power from our resident expert.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try your hand at Monkey Math, the only true language of the universe.
Remember, in the immortal words of Dr. McMonkeyface: "You can't have it all, but you can have the Monkey."