Ministry of Unconventional Solutions: Monkey Operations Branch

Where our motto is "Mayhem is our Business" and our employees are trained in the art of monkey-led chaos theory.

Our team of highly skilled, highly caffeinated monkeys are experts in:

• Urban Chaos Consulting: Because who needs urban planning when you have monkeys with hammers?
• Financial Chaos Theory: Where our monkeys use advanced calculus to predict and exploit market fluctuations.
• Interdimensional Portal Engineering: Because who needs physics when you have monkeys and some rope?