Chaos Theory Results: Quantum Fluctuation Simulation

We have simulated a quantum fluctuation in a controlled environment, and the results are:

Probability of spontaneous human combustion: 99.999%

Probability of spontaneous cat purring: 42.42%

Probability of reality becoming too weird: ∞%

We have also noticed a 37.5% increase in the sale of novelty mustaches and a 11.7% decrease in the availability of decent coffee shops.

To learn more about the implications of this simulation, please visit our Interpretation Subpage or our Graphs Subpage