This is a theory that explains the unexplainable, like why the tuna is always on top.
Learn MoreAccording to the Quantum Sushi Theory, every roll is a manifestation of a probability wave.
It starts with the rice, a quantum fluctuation in the rice field, which causes a wave function collapse into the perfect ratio of rice to fillings.
The tuna, a particle that can be in multiple places at once, appears in a flash of flavor and texture, defying the laws of culinary physics.
And so, the Quantum Sushi Theory predicts that the perfect roll will always be a surprise, but never a disappointment.
Or, as we like to say: "May the probability be with you."