Quantum Soup: where the laws of physics are just suggestions. This is not a soup for the faint of heart. Or stomach. Or any sense of order.
Our recipe combines the randomness of quantum fluctuations with the messiness of a toddler's playdate. Stir in a pinch of uncertainty and a dash of existential dread.
Side effects may include:
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