Welcome to Chaos Theory: Quantum Soup Ninja Edition

A site for when the rules don't apply, and the soup gets messy.

Here's the thing, human: we've got a soup that's so hot, it'll make you sweat.

It's like a ninja, but instead of stealth, it's got unpredictable symptoms. You might get a stomachache, or maybe a sudden urge to dance the Macarena.

Don't worry, we've got a treatment plan for this sort of thing. It's not for the faint of heart, though.

So, if you're ready to face the soup, click here for the next step.