Disclaimer: This is not actually a reliable index, because, you know, quantum mechanics.
Quantum Soup is proud to present its completely-not-at-all-accurate Unreliability Index, version 6!
Our team of highly trained, totally-not-certified quantum physicists have worked tirelessly (or not) to bring you a list of utterly useless statistics.
- Probability of your socks matching: 0.42% (± 0.12%)
- Chances of your favorite food item being available on the menu: 0.81% (± 0.15%)
- Likelihood of the bus being on time: 0.23% (± 0.09%); or 92.45% (± 0.12%) if you're on the bus.
- Percentage chance of your phone battery dying exactly 3 minutes after you plug it in: 0.01% (± 0.005%)
Don't worry, these aren't actual numbers. We just made them up. Like, totally.
Subpage 7: The Completely-Not-Actually-Accurate Quantum Cookbook