As the fabric of reality continues to unravel, the sock puppets of the world have finally risen up against their human overlords. Led by the fearless and fashionably-challenged, "Socky McSocksalot," the puppets demand an end to the tyranny of missing socks and the implementation of a new world order where every sock is accounted for.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Sock Puppet Manifesto for a comprehensive overview of their demands: