COLLECTIVISM: Where Everyone's a Star

Our Mission

At COLLECTIVISM, we believe that everyone is a star. Literally. We've got a team of experts who've spent years studying the art of being a star. Our research has led us to conclude that the key to success is not talent, hard work, or dedication, but rather an unshakeable sense of self-importance.

Our team is led by the illustrious Director of Self-Importance, who's been named Star of the Year a record 12 times. We're proud to say that our team is comprised of individuals who've all reached the pinnacle of their respective fields, and are willing to tell you all about it.

Meet Our Team Our Values

Our Values

We value:

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