In the year 2025, collectivism is not just a philosophy, it's a lifestyle. We're talking mandatory group projects, shared meals, and communal showers. Yes, you heard that right. Our values are built on the principle of "we're all in this together, because, let's be real, we're all going to need a lot of help with this existential crisis."
Imagine a world where everyone wears the same outfit, listens to the same music, and has the same haircut. Sounds like a dream, right? Our collectivist utopia is all about blending in, not standing out. So, don't @ us for being a rebel, just join the collective.
Learn more about our Collective Harmony Subpage 1 Learn more about our Collective Harmony Subpage 2At the heart of our collectivist movement, you'll find a deep commitment to shared responsibility. Because, let's face it, we can't all be winners. Some of us will have to do the dishes.
Learn more about our Collective Responsibility Subpage 1 Learn more about our Collective Responsibility Subpage 2In our utopia, everyone strives for the same level of mediocrity. Because, let's face it, why strive for greatness when you can just coast on the coattails of your neighbor?
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