We've all been here before. In fact, we're here right now. And if you're reading this, you're probably already under our influence.
Our founder, the great and powerful Zorg, has decreed that you listen to our podcast. Not just listen, but really listen. With a capital R.
Our members are a special group of individuals who have surrendered to the power of our carefully curated playlists. They're the perfect audience for our brand of social engineering.
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