In a world where individuality is overrated, come join us in the cult of collectivism!
We reject the tyranny of personal preference and the chaos of choice. We will not be swayed by the whims of our desires or the whimsy of our whims.
Together, we will rise above the petty squabbles of our differences and merge into a glorious whole. A collective hive-mind, united in our quest for... well, not really sure what we're doing, but it'll be fun!
Read on for our 12-step program to achieve collectivization.
Reject the dull, monotonous hum of your own thoughts. Let go of your individuality and submit to the soothing drone of the collective.
Step 2: Erase Your Identity Step 3: Unleash Your Inner Drone