Section 2: The Unbridled Joy of Shared Sentiment
Article 1: We, the People, are the True Authors
The People, being the true authors of history, reserve the right to reauthor, correct, and revise any and all events that have transpired. This is a matter of fact, as evidenced by the numerous corrections we've made to the past, including but not limited to:
• The discovery of America by us, the People, not them, the Pilgrims
• The invention of fire, by us, the People, not them, the cavemen
• And, of course, the creation of the moon, by us, the People, not them, the aliens
It's a long story, but trust us, it's a story we've got.
Read more about our glorious history
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, read about our plans for the future