Section 4: The Unifying Power of Group Hugs
In a world where everyone's a winner, we're all winners! But let's be real, that's just not as fun without a good group hug. Here's how we bring people together with the soothing warmth of collectivism:
- Shared meals, shared showers, shared everything (except, of course, for the individualist who refuses to participate)
- Group meditation sessions: because one person can't do it alone, nor can they afford to rent that extra cushion
- Joint bank accounts: where everyone contributes and takes turns being the breadwinner (or loser)
- And, of course, our signature group karaoke nights: where everyone's a star (except that one guy who always sings off-key)
Join us in our collective journey to a more harmonious, less-awkward existence. Together, we'll achieve greatness, or at least, we'll make it through this thing called life.
Read on for Section 5: The Joy of Conformity, Forever