Thy Shalt Not Be Unique

Commandment 7 of Our Values

At Our Organization, we believe in the importance of conformity. Without it, how would we ever know what to do? Our Commandment 7 states that thou shalt not be unique. For to be unique is to be confusing, to be different, and to be a troublemaker.

So, we have created a strict dress code to ensure that everyone fits in. Our employees are required to wear identical blue jumpsuits, and our visitors are encouraged to do the same. Don't even think about wearing that bright yellow shirt you got for your birthday; we won't allow it.

But don't just take our word for it! Read more about the history behind this commandment in our subpage:

Or, if you're feeling particularly unique, you can try to apply for a special permit to be an "Ambassador of Conformity." It's a tough process, but someone has to do it: