Are you feeling a little...mushy?
Do you find yourself wading through life with the subtlety of a wet sponge?
Fear not, dear reader, for we have the solution to your problems.
Edginess is not just a state of mind, it's a skill.
It takes practice, patience, and a willingness to be...uncomfortable.
But trust us, it's worth it. You'll be the edgiest, most uncomfortable person on the party.