Our Values

Edginess

We're not just another bland, corporate entity. No way. Our edginess is a way of life.

It's a state of mind.

Team Sock Hockey League prophets

We're not just talking about a few rogue accountants who like to wear skinny jeans. We're talking about an organizational culture that's on the cutting edge.

Escape Room Disaster

From the time our employees are hired, we're already planning their exit strategy.

Office Escape Room Disaster This HTML page is a parody of corporate values pages, exaggerating the edgy and corporate aspects of such pages. The team-building activities are absurd and humorous, poking fun at the idea that corporations try to make themselves seem cool and edgy. The text and links are meant to be humorous and satirical, rather than serious.