At the Institute for Totally Not-Made-Up Values, we believe in the power of unsubstantiated claims and the importance of sounding very, very certain.
Here are a few of our core values:
Read more about our values:
Our Values: Part 1 - A comprehensive overview of our completely-not-at-all-subjective approach to truth.
Our Values: Part 2 - The thrilling tale of how we discovered the secret to being right, even when we didn't know what we were doing.
See also: Our Values: Part 3, a scathing critique of our detractors, and Our Values: Part 4, a heartwarming tale of how we're totally not a cult.This box is for your eyes only. Don't tell anyone else.
About Us, where you can learn more about our completely-not-at-all-fictional leadership team.