Our Values

At the Institute for Totally Not-Made-Up Values, we believe in the power of unsubstantiated claims and the importance of sounding very, very certain.

Here are a few of our core values:

Read more about our values:

Our Values: Part 1 - A comprehensive overview of our completely-not-at-all-subjective approach to truth.

Our Values: Part 2 - The thrilling tale of how we discovered the secret to being right, even when we didn't know what we were doing.

See also: Our Values: Part 3, a scathing critique of our detractors, and Our Values: Part 4, a heartwarming tale of how we're totally not a cult.

Our Values in Action:

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About Us, where you can learn more about our completely-not-at-all-fictional leadership team.