- Being Right: We're not just talking about being right, we're talking about being really right.
- We're a team of experts who know what we're talking about, and we're not afraid to say so.
- We value our expertise over your feelings, because, let's be real, feelings are overrated.
- Being Righter: It's not just about being right, it's about being more right than everyone else.
- We're not just experts, we're super-experts, and we know everything.
- Don't @ us.
- Right, Wrong, and In Between: We're not just black and white, we're color.
- Grey areas are our jam.
- We're not just experts, we're experts with feelings.
- When Right Isn't Enough: Sometimes, being right just isn't enough.
- We're not just about being right, we're about being understood.
- We value our customers more than we value being right (but only when it's convenient).