Our Values

Counter-Revolution: Because You Clearly Need More Rules

Our values are simple:

But wait, there's more! We have a special section just for you:

Counter-Revolution: A Guide to Not Being a Totalitarian

Because, let's face it, being a totalitarion can be so last season. Learn how to be a counter-revolutionary in 5 easy steps:

  1. Step 1: Read this page
  2. Step 2: Think about how you can apply these principles to your daily life
  3. Step 3: Do not do that thing you were thinking of doing, but do this other thing instead
  4. Step 4: Repeat Step 3 for at least 3 days
  5. Step 5: Profit!

And, as always, remember: we're not saying you can't do what you want. We're just encouraging you not to. Hyperlinks: More Rules | Counter-Revolutionary Tactics