In the grand tradition of great thinkers, I, the self-proclaimed "Archbishop of Me," shall now expound upon the gospel of individuality. It's a doctrine of self-love, of unwavering dedication to one's own desires, no matter how bizarre or inconvenient they may be.
For too long, humanity has been mired in the muck of groupthink. We've allowed the hive mind to dictate our every move, stifling innovation and creativity in the process. No more!
Join us, and together we shall build a world where the only authority that matters is the authority of the individual. Where the only tradition we shall follow is the tradition of doing as we please.
So, come one, come all! Let us march forth into the bright future of Me-ness!