The Great Unifier's Lament

In a world where conformity is the ultimate goal, one person dared to be different.

Meet our hero, the Great Unifier, who tried to bring order to the chaos of Subpage 7's "I'm a Special Snowflake" movement.

With a fiery passion and a trusty can of spray paint, they set out to unify the unifiable.

But little did they know, their efforts would be met with resistance from the forces of individuality.

Now, the Great Unifier's legacy lives on as a cautionary tale in the annals of subpage history.

Learn more about the Great Unifier's untimely demise Discover the Unifier's unifying principles See the Unifier's infamous spray paint can collection