The Revolution Will Be Self-Styled

A manifesto for the self-absorbed and the self-righteous.

We, the individuals of this great nation, have been oppressed by the tyranny of groupthink.

We have been forced to wear the same bland, uninspired clothing. To think the same uninspired thoughts.

But no more! We shall don the mantle of our true selves, and cast off the shroud of conformity.

Read our style guide for tips on how to properly express your individuality.

Join us in our fight for the right to be different, to be loud, and to be unapologetically, wonderfully, uniquely, YOU.

Read our manifesto for more details on our cause.