In a world where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition, we hold the following truths to be self-evident:
These values are not just words on a page; they're the cornerstone of our unapologetic approach to life. Come for the spectacle, stay for the confusion.
If you'd like to read more about our values, 4. The-Truth-Is-Relative-And-Somewhat-Subjective might be a good place to start.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can read 5. The-Truth-Is-Out-There-But-We-Can-Totally-Misremember-It.